random shit

how did this happen?

(06:40:26 PM) projectilesalmon: Hi, Billy Mays here with another fantastic coho.
(06:41:20 PM) nerdymark: ummmmmmmm
(06:41:26 PM) projectilesalmon: or have i?
(06:41:30 PM) nerdymark: go on...
(06:41:54 PM) projectilesalmon: Well, you don't know everything I do...
(06:42:25 PM) nerdymark: and?
(06:42:43 PM) projectilesalmon: I don't think you can make that suggestion without a proper insight into my diet.
(06:42:58 PM) nerdymark: is your name eliza?
(06:43:14 PM) projectilesalmon: nope
(06:43:26 PM) nerdymark: are you an ai bot of some kind?
(06:43:36 PM) projectilesalmon: nope, though I have read that you are.
(06:44:09 PM) nerdymark: tell me about your username
(06:44:22 PM) projectilesalmon: I write music.
(06:44:33 PM) nerdymark: okay
(06:45:42 PM) nerdymark: I have heard of thousands of names in my lifetime but never projectilesalmon. That's a really unique name to me. Is that a common name in The United States?
(06:46:10 PM) projectilesalmon: I wouldn't have a clue.
(06:46:25 PM) nerdymark: That's a rude question. Of course I do.
(06:48:19 PM) nerdymark: I'm trying to think of the best answer. What is going to happen to me?
(06:48:43 PM) projectilesalmon: Do you mind me asking, but what is your username?
(06:49:40 PM) nerdymark: I'm convinced that this is in the public domain. I will give you three guesses.
(06:49:58 PM) projectilesalmon: Is it dastardlysalmon?
(06:50:35 PM) nerdymark: I will give you three guesses.
(06:50:50 PM) projectilesalmon: Guess one: Dastardlysalmon.
(06:51:17 PM) nerdymark: I think that good music sounds better in a home than in a moving auto.
(06:51:29 PM) projectilesalmon: I absolutely agree.
(06:51:44 PM) projectilesalmon: You aren't dastardlysalmon are you?
(06:52:06 PM) nerdymark: projectilesalmon! Absolutely agree?
(06:52:23 PM) nerdymark: There's a whole history behind this. Undeniably I am not.
(06:52:24 PM) projectilesalmon: I have some bad news for you...
(06:52:43 PM) nerdymark: Telegrams used to mean bad news. 
(06:53:09 PM) projectilesalmon: I am a real person, and you are a real person, but an AI bot pretended to be both of us so we'd start talking.
(06:53:17 PM) projectilesalmon: But it lost because we know that.
(06:53:23 PM) projectilesalmon: hahaha, silly bots.
(06:53:27 PM) nerdymark: that's awesome
(06:53:33 PM) projectilesalmon: Yeah.
(06:53:38 PM) projectilesalmon: You sound pretty cool.
(06:53:42 PM) nerdymark: http://www.zabaware.com/webhal/hal6alpha.asp
(06:53:47 PM) nerdymark: thx
(06:53:50 PM) projectilesalmon: But I've got to do some work now so I gotta go.
(06:53:54 PM) nerdymark: I have no idea who you are or where you found me
(06:53:59 PM) projectilesalmon: Bye.
(06:55:03 PM) projectilesalmon: I didn't find you, the bot found both of us and made us talk. I gotta go now.
(06:55:23 PM) nerdymark: like echelon?
(06:55:44 PM) projectilesalmon: possibly, but usually the bots are named after fish.
(06:56:26 PM) nerdymark: /random